Tuesday, January 25, 2011

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1. Once abig stone obstructed Rajani's way.
He kicked high in sky and now it is so called
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.The MOON

2. Once when shooting on a beach in Tamil Nadu, Rajanikantkicked a stone..
Now that stone is known as
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SRI LANKA


3. Rajinikant participated in 100 meter race and obviouslyhe came first...
But Einstein died after watching that...
bcoz..
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LIGHT came second...


4.Once Rajinikant participated in Moto gp Bike race......
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Don't even try to guess wat happened
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Rajinikant won d race on neutral gear!


5. Rajinikanth doesnt breathe. Air hides in his lungs forprotection.


6. Once Rajinikant went to Bhopal for shooting and had astomach upset.....and the result was..
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BHOPAL GAS TRAGEDY...


7. 1 day Rajinikant got angry on his sweeper boy., he kickedhim so hard that he went flying in the sky with is broom...
2day that boy is famous as "HARRY POTTER"...


8. Before tom cruise,rajnikant was approached for
the movie "mission impossible"
but he refused
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as he found the title insulting


9. Once Rajnikanth was asked how he felt about the jokesmade on him which were spreading through sms and internet.
To everyones surprise he started laughing and replied-EnnadaDo you really think they are jokes?


10. Rajni once taught a child how to play

counter strike and that guy is now
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"OSAMA BIN LADEN"

thats rajini mindit


11. Once Dinosaurs borrowed money from Rajnikanth andrefused to payhim back... .
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That was the last time anyone saw Dinosaurs


12. Rajinikanth once kicked a horse in the chin. Itsdescendants are today called giraffes.



13. An e-mail was sent from Pune to Mumbai
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Rajnikant stopped it in Lonavla ... : D

14. as a kid Rajnikant maintained a diary of day to dayactivities,
today that diary called as.
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Guinness Book Of World Records

15. once Rajnikan taught a kid how to enter a house withoutringing the doorbell....
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today that kid is known as inspector Daya.


16. Once a boy inserted A CD named rajnikanth
into his PC...
Guess wot...

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.His PC started Rotating around the CD rom



17. Intel's new tag line for its processors ...
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"Rajnikanth Inside"

18. Rajnikant's school time homework is now known as
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wikipedia

19. Rajnikant was caught on d highway forspeeding................
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While walking

20. Rajnikanth and Superman once had arm wrestled and theloser had to wear his Underwear over his pants..
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We all know who won



21. Rajnikanth knows that Bingo Mad Angles is tasty from .
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which angle.

22. Once Rajnikant taught a boy how to kiss. Now that boy isknown as '.
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Emran Hashmi'

23. Rajnikant can make two parallel lines.
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. Intersect each other.





24. When Rajinikant croses the Road, the cars have to look
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left and right before moving.

25. After release of Robot, Rajnikanth gave Times of India 3stars.



26. Rajnikanth calls VOLDEMORT by his name and Voldemortcalls him as "u know who"


27. Rajnikanth goes to court and sentences the judge...


28. Rajnikanth kills harry potter in the 8th book.

29. Rajnikanth can kill Spiderman with BAYGON!!!


30. Time and tide, wait for Rajnikanth.....


31. Rajnikanth knows ...
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Who let the dogs out !!! :D


32. Rajnikanth was practicing for a spelling test... Therough sheet he used is known as ...
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OXFORD DICTIONARY !! :D

33. Rajnikanth has seen the face of the fat lady who ownsthe house in ...
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TOM and JERRY !! :D

34. If Rajnikant was born 100 years back, Britishers wouldhave fought to get independence from India !! :)


35. The ultimate RAJNI fact :

Even GHAJINI remebers RAJNI !!!!!

Rajni Rox !!! :)

36. People who set CAT paper will have to pass RAT paperfrom this year onwards.

Yes RAT paper....
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Rajnikant Aptitude Test !!! :)


37. Rajinikanth once had a heart attack...
His heart lost..:-p

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